My Ultimate Wish
Some of you may be wondering, kulang yata ang wish list ni Laragirl... walang lalake sa listahan?! Hahaha.

Well, just to make it clear, I am not asking Santa for a man to love and who will love me more in return. Divine Providence na ang kailangan ko noh! For years I've prayed that my wish will be granted... but so far all I got were some bunch of assholes, fuckers and suckers.

So, here goes...

Dear God (sige, pati na rin kay Buddha at kung sino-sino pang mga gods of love dito... since I'm based here in Thailand),

I hope that you will grant me my one ultimate wish. My one true love.
And while you're working on it, can you make sure that he is at least:

• 180cms in height
• with weight no less than 80kgs (hindi naman pwede shempre ang payat sa kin diba?!)
• pleasing personality based on my standards (mahirap ba mashado? ano nga ba ang standards ko... well, you and my friends should know by now.)
• earning more than what I'm earning (dapat at least $2,000 ang monthly income nya)

Any nationality will do. But I really have this thing for Caucasians. He doesn't have to be good looking, but at least he should look good in my eyes... If my requests are too detailed, sige na nga... bahala ka na.

I used to have a lot of criteria when I was younger. (Nagmamaganda forever!?) But now, I realize... it only boils down to the most important thing for me... he should love me more than I love him.

Love,

Laragirl a.k.a. Biatch

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